Zolan's Favorite Quotes

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Over the years I've been collecting quotes that seemed to be important to me in someway or another. So, here they are in no particular order.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
   -- Linus Torvalds

Those who know not, and know not that they know not are fools.
Those who know not, and know that they know not are simple.
Those who know, and know not that they know are sleeping and should be awakened.
Those who know, and know that they know are wise.
These are the people to follow.
   -- Unknown

A person needs only two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the tape.
   -- Unknown

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between his shoulderblades will seriously cramp his style.
   -- Vlad Taltos (Writer: Steven Brust)

No matter how subtle the webmaster, a knife between his shoulderblades will seriously cramp his style.
   -- Jerry Kilpatrick II

You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
   -- Unknown

Avoid cliches like the plague.
   -- Unknown

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
   -- Unknown

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
   -- Unknown

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
   -- Unknown

Things are more like they are today that they ever have been before.
   -- Unknown

One seventh of your life is spent on a Monday.
   -- Unknown

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
   -- Unknown

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
   -- Unknown

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
   -- Unknown

When all the world recognizes beauty as beauty, this in itself is ugliness.
   -- Unknown

Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
   -- Unknown

Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded.
   -- Unknown

It's easy to think you are the shit when you have your head stuck up your ass.
   -- Unknown